Artemis Fowl, arrogant boy genius and criminal mastermind, makes a serious tactical error when he kidnaps a fairy, intending to hold her for ransom (for the gold, of course!)
What he doesn’t realize is that he’s grabbed Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon (Lower Elements Police Reconnaisance) unit, and she is not about to go quietly.
Bain sult as! (Enjoy)
Author: Eoin Colfer
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
Age range: 10+
Bonus feature: Seamus Finnegan practices his spell for turning water into rum.